A Young Attractive Teenage College Girl Received A Love Letter From Her Classmate It Was As Follows

My dear Swapna,

Please answer the following questionnaire. You will get 10 marks for (a), 5
marks for (b) and 3 marks for (c). If you have scored more than 40, then you love me. Dont delay to express it. If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and its getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.

1) Whenever you enter the classroom, your sight always falls on me because

(a) of love

(b) you couldnt resist seeing me

(c) really.... am I doing it?

2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because

(a) you always like to see me smiling

(b) you are testing whether I like jokes

(c) you are attracted by my smile

3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped
singing because

(a) you are so coy to sing before me

(b) my presence influenced you

(c) you feared whether Id like your song

4) When you were showing your nude child photo, when I asked for it, you hid
it because

(a) you felt ashamed

(b) you felt uneasy if I would imagine you nude

(c) you dont know

5) During trekking, my friend and myself gave you hand for lifting you. You
took only my friends because

(a) you enjoyed my disappointment

(b) you wont feel like leaving my hand after grabbing

(c) you dont know

6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didnt get into your bus.

(a) You were waiting for me

(b) you were dreaming about me and didnt notice the bus

(c) that bus was crowded

7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because

(a) I am going to be their son-in-law

(b) you just wanted to know what your parents think about me

(c) you just felt like introducing me to them

8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a
rose on your head because

(a) to fulfill my wish

(b) you like roses

(c) by chance you got a rose

9) On that day, it was my birthday. You too came to temple early at
6:00 AM because

(a) you want to pray along with me

(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday

(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual

Eagerly awaiting the result of Love Exam

- Aakash

Swapnas reply letter was also in Q/A format.

Aakash,

Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.

1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class,
sees them

(a) Yes

(b) No

2) If a girl laughs and sees anyone, is it love?

(a) Yes

(b) No

3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop
singing or not?

(a) Yes

(b) No

4) I was showing the photo to my friends who are girls. You poked you nose
inside....right?

(a) Yes

(b) No

5) I avoided holding your hand during trekking. Couldnt you understand yet?

(a) Yes

(b) No

6) Should I not wait for my friend (girl)?

(a) Yes

(b) No

7) Shouldnt I introduce you to my parents as a friend?

(a) Yes

(b) No

8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, and bananas flower. Is
it true?

(a) Yes

(b) No

9) Oh was that your birthday. Thats why I saw you in the temple. I
come daily to the temple. Do you know?

(a) Yes

(b) No

If you have answered, "Yes" to any of the question, then I do not love
you. If you have answered "No", then you dont know the meaning of Love.

- Swapna

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When Your Teenage Son is Disrespectful What to Do

If you are wondering what to do when your teenage son is disrespectful, I think I can help you. My teenage son disrespected me for years and eventually I had enough and learned some timeless parenting principles and me son thanks me to this day even though he is a fully grown man. Here are some of my top tips for people who wonder what to do when your teenage son is disrespectful.

Concentrate on praising him - Make sure you keep on praising your son all the time. Just like most humans he wants to feel praised and feel he is wanted and loved. when you see him do something good, do not be scared that it makes you weak. It is a real sign of strength to be able to unselfishly praise someone else.

Keep punishments and rewards consistent - What most parents do is get to the point where they have had it with their teenager and they decide to punish them. They say "every time you swear, youre going to your room". Next time they swear, they either forget or cannot be bothered. Be consistent or your teenagers behaviour will not be either.

Also apply this with rewards just the same way. Let the child know that if they do what you ask of them they will definitely be rewarded with something that they enjoy and follow through every time. Consistent action equals consistent results. Simple, right?

Look through the words - when your teenage son is disrespectful to you, what does this mean? What comes out of his mouth is not likely what he actually means. He is probably saying to you "love me, listen to me" but cannot say that because it sounds silly. Get good at seeing what they mean underneath and actin on that rather than just listening to the content of the words themselves.

"I bet youre searching the internet looking for the best methods to handle your out of control teen for free and I totally understand that. I was in your position and all the information seemed too much and information conflicted and it was pretty annoying at the time.

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